AKA: the thinly-veiled preview for desired game features
Marble Lounge

The marbled halls of Toon Pimp's Fight Palace. A pole sits in the center of the room, for dancers to take turns on. They may be watched with the couches surrounding it. The room is large, well-heated, and has a wonderfully far-out view of the coast at night.
Dragurr's Tavern

Spend accumulated fight money on powerups and refreshments! Have some pre-fight banter, and camaraderie! Behind the counter lies Dragurr's deepest, hottest secrets.
Dragurr's Cellar

A dark, musty sex dungeon with many fetishistic things, such as latex, penetration machines, extraction tubes, and vac-racks.
Cartesian Clearing

This is a forest with some exceptionally rocky shores. An unsettling tree shaped like a monkey god is in its center.
Rolly's Alley

A dirt floor houses an enclosed basketball court behind a low chain fence that wouldn't keep anyone out. The alley has a large mural with an image of nude deities reaching out with their hand to touch one another.
Palace Convention Center

Basically a hotel masquerading as an atrium. Conventions of all manner happen here. The hall is grandiose, swathed in royal blue carpet, and has a large mining structure in the middle of it-under this structure is Dragurr's Tavern. Rooms for islander and paid use adorn the walls, surrounded by fancy railings and elevators.
The Ballroom

The room has a stage where audiences can watch a thrilling activity publicly.
Below the stage lies the ballroom floor, polished to perfection. The room reaches a massive height while soaked in fluorescent light.
Toon Pimp's Bathhouse

A fancy Turkish-styled bathhouse that connects its flows to the man-made spring outside the Palace, this place is steaming all the time.
Palace Spring

A manmade creek flows through here, and a forest lies just beyond. The water is incredibly pure. This is located after Toon Pimp's Bathhouse.
Cryo Pond

A pleasant meadow with a pond.  Thick trees surround the clearing, leading to a forest trail (Cryo Trail). Fog is in the air on some colder mornings.
Palace Perimeter

The inner walls of Toon Pimp's Fight Palace, near the front gates. The stonework is alien and ancient.

💎✨ WELCOME TO TOON PIMP’S FIGHT PALACE HAVEN
Where flesh, fur, and fists ascend infinity.

🌟 Marble Lounge
Slip into the plush marbled halls of Toon Pimp’s inner sanctum. Heated floors, polished stone, and a panoramic coastal skyline set the scene for the most exclusive pre- or post-fight indulgences. Sink into the couch rings around the central stage and enjoy a pole performance by our resident dancers — or passing champions seeking extra "tip power."

Watch the skyline gleam beyond the glass, as distant city lights pulse in rhythm with the beatdown. Only the most honored human guests earn entry here.

🍻 Dragurr’s Tavern
Got winnings burning a hole in your pocket? Dragurr’s Tavern is the place to spend fight money on drink, good food, and whispered strategy.
Share boasts, or drown your losses in house-brewed lizard ale.

Behind the bar? Dragurr’s "hottest secrets." Only the truly curious dare peek into that cranny.

🕳️ Dragurr’s Cellar
Slip beneath the tavern to discover the raw heart of Palace debauchery. The musty, dimly lit dungeon is alive with latex echoes, mechanical moans, and experimental stations only hinted at in darker corners of the net.

Vac-racks, extraction tubes, and otherworldly machines await. Not for the faint of spirit — or those who fear transformation.

🌳 Cartesian Clearing
Beyond the marble and neon lies a rocky coastal forest. The ground here thrums with something old and unsettling. In the center stands the monkey god tree — its twisted form a silent judge over all who pass.

Great place for forest brawls, moonlit duels, or existential crises.

🏀 Rolly’s Alley
Trade sword swings for slam dunks. This dirt-floored court, hidden behind a low chain fence, is home to spontaneous "street style" challenges.

Marvel at the massive mural: nude deities in a cosmic echo of Michelangelo, eternally reaching. Nobody guards this alley. Nobody needs to.

🏰 Palace Convention Center
Business or pleasure? Why not both. This faux-hotel atrium holds every kind of convention you can imagine — and many you can’t.

Stroll the royal blue carpets, gaze at the central mining structure connecting Dragurr’s Tavern, and book a room for your next island stay or "extended duel." Balconies, private suites, and premium viewing lounges line the walls.

🎤 The Ballroom
Showcase your talents under a thousand fluorescent lights. From martial showcases to erotic performances, the ballroom floor reflects every drop of sweat and ambition.

The massive vertical space ensures that whether you’re down below or high above, every scream, gasp, and cheer reverberates in your bones.

♨️ Toon Pimp’s Bathhouse
Steam away your sins. Inspired by Ottoman splendor, this interconnected bathhouse channels pure water from the artificial Palace Spring.

Expect high heat, endless steam, and private pool enclaves for more intimate "sparring."

💧 Palace Spring
Step outside to the manmade creek and forest edges. Crystal-pure water flows beneath starlit branches, a rare moment of calm before (or after) the chaos of the ring.

A hidden gem for reflection — or discreet meetings under moonlight.

🌫️ Cryo Pond & Cryo Trail
A serene meadow pond ringed by thick forest. Morning fog often rolls in, blurring the line between waking and dream.

Follow the Cryo Trail deeper if you dare — some say it leads to lost memories and frozen futures.

🧱 Palace Perimeter
Ancient stone walls mark the outer edges of Toon Pimp’s Fight Palace. The alien carvings suggest a history far older than any human record — or perhaps an interdimensional origin best left unquestioned.

Past the perimeter? The world you left behind. Inside? Anything can happen.

💥 "COME TO THE PALACE. LEAVE AS LEGEND. OR JUST LEAVE IN PIECES."

💣 "Rumored Venues & Underground Brawls"
Heard whispers of a match behind the mall? A brawl under some billionaire's patio? Maybe a beach 'tumbler' under the full moon? The Palace denies any involvement, but legends say some of the greatest fighters were born in the dark corners beyond the marble halls.
If you’re feeling bold (or stupid), you know who you are... and you know where to go."
🅿️ Path to Your Mama’s House
"When your beef gets too personal for the palace, you take it to the curb. Garbage, flickering porch lights, a nosy neighbor or two — a perfect suburban stage for those fights that just had to happen."

🏖️ The Beach
"Some call it a party, some call it a crime scene. Among the towels and glowing embers, primal instincts run wilder than the tide. The furpile is legendary — only the brave or foolish dare interrupt."

🌕 Mrazs' Villa
"Clinical, cold, and watched from the shadows. Dr. Mrazs hosts these private matches in his blank concrete sanctum, a place where your body and mind are both dissected in real time. The garden statues aren’t the only ones staring."

🌿 Briar Patch Lounge
Setting: A smoky, red-lit private club where fighting itself is the main stage show. Performers (fighters) battle atop a small stage ring surrounded by plush, candle-lit tables, velvet curtains, and tipsy, hungry-eyed VIPs.

Tone: Hyper-voyeuristic, intimate, sweaty. Unlike the Ballroom (a big public spectacle), this is meant to feel more "illegal cabaret" or underground wrestling show — the audience is right there, practically drooling.

Energy: You fight to entertain, and your audience expects a show. Think private "Death Match burlesque."

⛰️ Godenshauer Cave
Setting: Deep beneath the surrounding hills, joining entrance via Cryo Trail, a cave was formed in defiance to Long Island's geology: a giant natural cave lined with shimmering minerals, alien-like crystals, and strange, irradiated markings. The secrets of life itself could be inside, along with your neighbor's burial, or your inner transformation.

Tone: Mystical yet totally commodified. Instead of reverence, fighters (and organizers) treat it as just another combat pit.

Energy: Serene, though unreleased of primal energy mixed with cosmic mystery — a sacred space defiled for cash, sport, and human grievances.

💖 Romantic (Grandmaster Onion’s TV Set)
Setting: A surreal, crimson-drenched sound stage designed for Grandmaster Onion’s parody romance TV shows. Cardboard props, fake flowers, exaggerated elements screaming "LOVE" to the audiences.

Tone: Whimsical, ironically innocent on the surface — but actually chaotic and pervy in undertones. Fights erupt in front of live studio audiences and cameras.

Energy: Campy, comedic stage where "romance" is just the next weapon.

🛣️ Onett Road
Setting: A suburban road that cuts through a quiet town. Lined with typical middle-American houses and mailboxes.

Twist: Toon Pimp (the tournament's degenerate proprietor) is known to joyride down this very road, running over distracted or unlucky fighters mid-match.

Tone: Absurd, comedic violence à la Twisted Metal meets EarthBound. Audience lines the sidewalks, some cheering, some running for cover.

Energy: Utter chaos, constant threat of vehicular interference, a street brawl that might suddenly become a hit-and-run.